I thought college was supposed to make you smarter! Alas, I find myself creating words like logicament (Deanna-ish for argument) and believe the alphabet does not deserve the letter E. For I apparently think the it goes A,B,C,D,F,G...etc...so for the rest of my post, I will go all Gadsby on you, and for the next paragraph, disown the letter E.
So, I am rally xcitd bcaus tomorrow I do not hav any classs at all! All I hav to do is go to work thn I can com hom and slp. It will be grat! I do howvr hav to study for my Latin midtrm. I don't think that it will b vry hard. Sis. MacFarlan said that the first xam was th hardst. Othr than that, I just nd to rad a bunch of books and writ som rally long paprs about subjcts that nobody cars about. I think now is about tim to bring back the dradd lttr.
WASN'T THAT FUN!?! I feel that was more Lemony Snicket than Ernest Wright. So the other day, I stayed up really late writting a paper on the historian Appian. Let me tell you, it was great. Sonnets will be written about it one day!! And by great, I mean it is completely B worthy...due to the fact that the History Department hates me. I am pretty sure they are plotting my demise like siblings did in Mario Bros 3. Don't get the reference? They would beat the easy levels and leave you to die on the sky levels where the floating pillers (WHY IN THE WORLD WERE PILLARS FLOATING?!?) would fall when jumped on, leaving you to your doom. On a side note, I wonder if literally jumping on my paper before turning it in would have any affect? If I take everyone's paper in class and line them in a row, and jump on them one by one do I get an A? This is something to try.... Also, what if I find a Koopa, jump on it, and aim it at a TA? Will it force a floating A out of them that I can consume to become SUPER DEANNA!?! That would be so cool...Maybe I will get a crown!
I like this.post. Its supper fun. I miss you.
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