Matt Walst and the Mormon Terrorist

So life has been crazy at the Y! I do not think I have ever studied this much in my life. My brain is full to capacity of mostly worthless knowledge. I am currently reading the complete works of Horace "Epodes" and the "Odes" as well as Herodotus "Histories." I should be reading some Matthias book....but that will be this weekend. I am ready to go home and just chill...for like two days. Two days of no thinking is all I ask. Oh well.

I am counting down the days until I will be seeing the Nickelback/Seether/My Darkest Days concert. I am SOOOOOOO excited!

So Tiffany and I decided that we are hilarious and should have our own TV show. It would be great. I do notice after eleven at night everything we talk about is freaking' hilarious. Last night, we decided we needed chocolate....so we went and got some.....but when we were at the store...we stood there not knowing what we wanted.....so we walked around like lost puppies hoping for someone to just hand us fresh cookies for free.....it did not work... It was quite sad.

Work is great. I work e.............ALLI JUST SCARED THE BEJEEBERS OUT OF ME.....the computer just literally flew out of my lap....now she is laughing at me in my door way.......If Alli would quit just pulling an Edward and stare at me silently this wouldn't have happened......anyway....I work with great people. I work with Sage, Amanda, and Michael. Michael is a Cardnals fan, so we are "frenemies." I don't like the long hours, but I greatly enjoy getting to interact with BYU.

My sister in law is now an Elementary School teacher at Lamar! HAPPY DANCES!! It's strange, Mrs. Cardwell is my mom...not Niki.

I am sorry to say that there are no boys in my life...I just don't have time for them. Besides, the only boys I need are on my iPod to serenade me while I translate into Latin.

So here is one of the iPod serenaderers. (Yes, I know that serenaderers is not a word). Matt Walst. Lead singer of My Darkest Days. He definitely has a nice smile =D But I mostly added him because he is hot. True story.

Music By Dead People

I am sorry in my lack of blog posting.....I have absolutely NO life....except....recently (Tuesday) I went to a 3 Doors Down concert with Tiffany and Melissa (my other roommate). It was great! But more importantly, THEORY OF A DEADMAN were there....That's why I went. Yep, I went for the opening act. In case this is news to you, I LOVE THEORY OF A DEADMAN. Due to the heavy guitars, I usually don't mention it in the Cardwell household.  Now a lot of you are probably like "Who in the world are Theory of a Deadman?" which wouldn't surprise me. They are not very popular. The only song I have ever heard on the radio is "Not Meant to Be." Anyways, I will place a song at the very end of my blog. It will be legit. I am not sure which one I am going to put though...So I will keep thinking about it as I type.

Life has been hectic for me. Papers are coming at me like a zombie to brains. Work is horrid. They make me carry really heavy boxes and send me out in the cold. There have been many times I just wanted to just pull out a white flag and wave it around. "OK COUGAR EAT!  YOU WIN!!!" By the way, I am the only one who does this. ONLY ONE! That's why I changed my name from "Floater" to "Slave" on Facebook.


So Tiffany perfectly explains what it's like to be at BYU by saying that it's like BYU is grabbing your head and pushing you under water. You feel like you are drowning and you can't do anything about it. Weekends they just let you up for air for a second before you they put you back in for the plunge. So with this in mind, I picked the song "Head Above Water" by Theory of a Deadman
P.S. Let me know if I converted you to a fan =)

Access the Animus

First I am going to talk about how attractive this videogame character is. First, he's Italian, which means he has a sexy accent that makes girls melt! Second, he's just attractive! Even when he's 41!!! The name of this character is Ezio Auditore da Firenze from Assassin's Creed!

This is when he's 41.......

I was going to put what he looked like when he was younger, but I couldn't find any without his hood on. Why does he wear a hood, because he is an Assassin....but a good Assassin. =)

Anyways, back to reality. Time in Texas is slowly ticking away. For my birthday I packed up all my clothes and sent them to Susan so I can pick them up when I am in Provo. So, my lack of clothes, jewelry, shoes, is very disheartening....

On Saturday I went shopping with Rachelle and Sarah at the Town East Mall (Mesquite, Texas). We went on a special mission...the Victora's Secret kind of mission.. haha it was fun. We also tried on skank dresses at Forever 21! And to top it off, we got Strawberry Dacheries from Chilies....yes they were virgin....

But basically I waste all my time writing my paper to the University of Texas and playing Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. I am such a nerd......but I make up for it...hopefully....

Summer 2011

Games I Have Wasted My Summer On

• Portal
• Sims 3
• Pokemon Ruby
• Lego Indiana Jones
• Prince of Persia
• Assassin's Creed
• Fable II
• Assassin's Creed II
• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

TV Shows I Have Wasted My Summer On

• That 70s Show
• Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog
• How I Met Your Mother
• Drop Dead Diva

Places I Have Visited In Summer

• College Station, TX 
• Texas A&M University
• Austin, Texas
• University of Texas
• New Braunfels, Texas
• Schlitterbahn
• Gruene
• Pfluggerville
• To steal Tiffany's "boyfriend"....just kidding, you drive through it to get to Austin and New Braunfels

Hot Movie Character List

So I did a hot men list....now I am moving on to hot characters.

Captain Kirk
from Star Trek
the only timr I didn't mind being named after Deanna Troi after him being the Captain =D

Indiana Jones


I was practically salivating during the Temple of Doom! C'mon girls, when he's barely wearing a shirt and beating baddies to the ground....that is what we can a man....plus he's just so suave.....I love Indy!!! <3<3<3

Dastan
from Prince of Persia
I don't usually go for characters with long hair, but this guy....woooooaaaaahhh....yummy =D

Sam Flynn
from Tron: Legacy
good lookin' guy....tight pants....on a motorcycle....why else would you see the movie!?! (The answer is it's AWESOME! In case you didn't know that)

Dating Life at the Y

Cheesy Insults and Blue Heads

So what has been going on in the life of Deanna? Well, if you must know. Life has been a little nuts. Papers have been flying at me (not literally) and readings have been piling on. I've managed to keep my sanity by going to BYU baseball games and sleeping. So let's start with baseball. On Tuesday, I dragged oh so wonderful Tiffany to the BYU vs. UVU game. UVU fans sat next to us, and it became slightly awkward. They are very lame with their chants. "Rise and shout the Cougars are OUT!" Really, UVU? Really? How long did it take you to come up with that? I'd suggest you come up with another one, but I'd hate for your brain to explode. Anyways, the game was super cold. All I brought was a light jacket. Tiffany did the same but brought flip flops. At least we beat UVU. It made it fun. Wednesday was fine. I had a meeting with the Relief Society presidency then my roommates and I borrowed Megamind from Brett. I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!! "OH! MY GIANT BLUE HEAD!!!" Thursday was great. I don't remember what happened that day, but I know it must have been super amazing. All I remember is that I officially became a Classics Major. WOOT WOOT! Then yesterday, which was Friday (Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday) I went to school. Came home and slept. Because I am a tired girl. Then I went to our wards closing social. FOOD! It was very enjoyable. Somehow Bishop Davis got ahold of my senior homecoming queen nomination picture and put it in our ward slideshow....o.O Then we went to Xtreme Air Sports. At which, Blaine managed to basically destroy my back. Thanks Blaine, wherever you are. But I did tackle Tiffany into the ground! Then Eric and Tim came over and watched the Emperors New Groove. Still the best movie ever.  Then today, none of us woke up til noon because we are so exhausted. We went to the Bookstore and made enchiladas. We ended are evening by going over to Matt V.'s apartment and watching Stardust. I also managed to get called twice today from a Texas number who never spoke into my phone but I heard everything. So if you are calling me Texas peeps. Fess us. Because I have a unique set of special skills......